I'm still here

Greetings and Salutations from Behind The Cheddar Curtain.

I am still here. Just not inspired to write anything right now. That will all change in 10 minutes when I win the Powerball jackpot. 252 million will all be mine, mine mine.

Until then, here is a random rant I have.

Where is it in the Grandma job description that says you must fill your grandchildren up with junk food? And why do you take so much pleasure in sending home the little turkeys hyped up on said junk food?

"I just gave him 10 packs of Nerds and 2 juice boxes. Have a good time at your pre-school screening appointment?"

Did you not love us, your children first? I'm starting to think you didn't, because why on earth would you pull sh*t like this?

Rant #1 is now over.

Carry on with your life.